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Small Wiener Club Official Certificate

SWC Example Certificate

$12.99

$19.99

Look. This is funny.

It might possibly be the best gag gift you could get for yourself, your boyfriend, your co-worker, or your golf buddy named Kyle who won't shut up about his new driver.

It is hand-crafted, signed and sealed by our hard working founders. Then, it is shipped to you in our admittedly obnoxious mailers that are sure to get some attention from your postal service.

We laugh every time we get a new order.

Make us laugh.